BAD NEWS
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BAD NEWS
by GVgogeta102 Fri Dec 25, 2009 3:47 am
A Teacher was having continuous trouble with one of her
students in 1st Grade class, Shawn.
The teacher asked,'Boy. What is your problem?'
Shawn answered, 'I'm too smart for the first-grade.My sister is in the
third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 4th Grade!'
Teacher had enough. She took Shawn to the principal's office. While Shawn
waited in the outer office, madam explained to the principal what the situation
was. The principal told Madam he would give the boy a test and if he failed to
answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave.
She agreed.
Shawn was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to
take the test.
Principal: 'What is 3 x 3?'
Shawn: '9'.
Principal: 'What is 6 x 6?'
Shawn: '36'.
And so it went with every question the principal thought a 4th grade should
know. The principal looks at Madam and tells her, 'I think the Boy can go to
the 4th grade.'
Teacher says to the principal, 'I have some of my own questions for Shawn.
Can I ask him ?' The principal and Shawn both agreed.
>Teacher ask boy: 'What does a cow have four of that I have only two of'?
Shawn, after a moment: 'Legs.'
Teacher: 'What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?'
Shawn:'Pockets.'
Teacher: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and
contains thin whitish liquid?
Shawn:: Coconut
Teacher: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft And sticky?
The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, the
Boy was taking charge.
Shawn.: Bubblegum
Teacher: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog
does on three legs?
The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer....
Shawn:: Shake hands
Teacher: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get
wet before you do.
Shawn: Tent
Teacher: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. the best
man always has me first.
The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense and took one large Patiala
Vodka peg....
Shawn: Wedding Ring
Teacher: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, I
feel good.
Shawn: Nose
Teacher: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.
Shawn: Arrow
Teacher: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of heat and
excitement?
Shawn: Fire Truck
Teacher: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if u don't get it, u
have to use your hand.
Shawn:: Fork
Teacher: What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on
others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're
married?
Shawn: SURNAME..
Teacher: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins,
like pumping, & is responsible for making love ?
Shawn: HEART.
The principal breathed a sigh of rel ief and said to the teacher,
'Send this Boy to UNIVERSITY, I got the last ten questions wrong myself!'.
Here's the news: Micheal jackson.......I can't say it.....its too pain full for you but he...he...HE DIED!
He had a heart attack and then was like
students in 1st Grade class, Shawn.
The teacher asked,'Boy. What is your problem?'
Shawn answered, 'I'm too smart for the first-grade.My sister is in the
third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 4th Grade!'
Teacher had enough. She took Shawn to the principal's office. While Shawn
waited in the outer office, madam explained to the principal what the situation
was. The principal told Madam he would give the boy a test and if he failed to
answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave.
She agreed.
Shawn was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to
take the test.
Principal: 'What is 3 x 3?'
Shawn: '9'.
Principal: 'What is 6 x 6?'
Shawn: '36'.
And so it went with every question the principal thought a 4th grade should
know. The principal looks at Madam and tells her, 'I think the Boy can go to
the 4th grade.'
Teacher says to the principal, 'I have some of my own questions for Shawn.
Can I ask him ?' The principal and Shawn both agreed.
>Teacher ask boy: 'What does a cow have four of that I have only two of'?
Shawn, after a moment: 'Legs.'
Teacher: 'What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?'
Shawn:'Pockets.'
Teacher: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and
contains thin whitish liquid?
Shawn:: Coconut
Teacher: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft And sticky?
The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, the
Boy was taking charge.
Shawn.: Bubblegum
Teacher: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog
does on three legs?
The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer....
Shawn:: Shake hands
Teacher: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get
wet before you do.
Shawn: Tent
Teacher: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. the best
man always has me first.
The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense and took one large Patiala
Vodka peg....
Shawn: Wedding Ring
Teacher: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, I
feel good.
Shawn: Nose
Teacher: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.
Shawn: Arrow
Teacher: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of heat and
excitement?
Shawn: Fire Truck
Teacher: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if u don't get it, u
have to use your hand.
Shawn:: Fork
Teacher: What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on
others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're
married?
Shawn: SURNAME..
Teacher: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins,
like pumping, & is responsible for making love ?
Shawn: HEART.
The principal breathed a sigh of rel ief and said to the teacher,
'Send this Boy to UNIVERSITY, I got the last ten questions wrong myself!'.
Here's the news: Micheal jackson.......I can't say it.....its too pain full for you but he...he...HE DIED!
He had a heart attack and then was like
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Re: BAD NEWS
by Guest Fri Dec 25, 2009 10:28 am
and was it wrong if I was touching myself as I read that story....
Last edited by Arshaq on Fri Dec 25, 2009 3:25 pm; edited 1 time in total
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