Analogies

Ok, we'll in all honestly, analogies are funny and if use correctly are win. Here's a list I've compiled so far, some of those are mine and others are taken from conversations, tv, internet, or w/e. I mostly use these in my essays or at Model United Nations.

Add to it guys!

-This is like comparing tape to duct tape, 'nuff said.
-i miss you as much as a fat kid misses a donut on a diet
- This is as popular as root canal
-cutting off the wings of a bird after grounding it.
-eating poison ourselves and hoping it kills the rats will not achieve anything
-it's comparable to an old car, while it holds sentimental value and you take it to Jiffylubes to fix it, the costs of fixing it will eventually not make it worthwhile because a brad new one will be more efficient.
-This is a sinking ship and we're offering you something that will be as helpful as aqua man coming with life rafts.
-it's like that dime you lose in the sofa, always hiding and lurking in there.
-this is like the macdonalds menu, if we all give up a little. we can all eat a little.
-sand castle
-supporting reeds, one reed vs many reeds
-just like a blackhole, it sucks.
-we'll be adding drops of water to a river or a lake, maybe even an ocean. the effects will be diluted.
-is like starting up a fight with a hobo in a park, its his home turf, hes got home advantage
-it's like comparing ussian bolt to a special olympic athletic.
- you will have more blood on your hands alone than a hemophiliac juggling razor blades
-a sloppily build house might look great on the outside, but it has too many problems once we begin living in it.
-giving africa powers is like giving darth sidious emergency political powers in star wars just not a good idea for anyone
- you're more likely to find Waldo than you are to solving the problem with your bill.
-This resolution is like a mini-skirt, it looks nice, but it doesn't cover anything
-This resolution is like a hamster on a wheel, it looks like its going somewhere, but it really isn't
-This resolution is like a broken pencil... Totally pointless.
-This resolution is like a donut. It looks sweet, but it has a BIG hole in the middle
-This resolution is like President Bush trying to walk and talk at the same time, it just does not happen
-Resolutions are kind of like blind dates. You don't know if they're going to work out well or not, until you try them
-Now hes at the end of the gun instead of holding it.
-kicking the Dalai Lama from China, the Pope from Rome, and Muhammad from Mecca.
-global
warming today is just like cigarettes in the 1960 because big companies
claimed that cigarettes didn't cause cancer and nicotine wasn't
addictive.
-that's as chill as the unused side of a pillow
-You know what's a dragon ball z without goku and screaming is? it's your bill.
-Imagine
someone dancing. They start slowly with a buildup, slowly gain
momentum, and then start to really groove. Then just tripping.
-Your like a girlfriend who teases without actually doing anything about it. Quite frustrating really.

Arshaq wrote:Ok, we'll in all honestly, analogies are funny and if use correctly are win. Here's a list I've compiled so far, some of those are mine and others are taken from conversations, tv, internet, or w/e. I mostly use these in my essays or at Model United Nations.

-giving africa powers is like giving darth sidious emergency political powers in star wars just not a good idea for anyone

I said that on tinychat, except the bit about Africa, I said you having tinychat admin powers was like giving darth sidious emergency political powers etc.

Well i liked it ok and i changed it.

Give me more .

Irony: fail analogy is fail.

Funny, I saw Lishenron's post and just assumed GVGogeta was the author.

He's actually posted two non-pic invested posts! believe it! Two, one more that fucking one! Can you imagine? He truly did find a way to go above and beyond.

Bond wrote:Funny, I saw Lishenron's post and just assumed GVGogeta was the author.

I understand.

talking about the size of your junk is like talking about your IQ. Its
probably wrong and inflated, and even if it is a big number no one will
believe you

cool, but this isn't really the "clever" type i'm looking for.

lmao Li, nice one.