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Kap Von Kapsings guide to Monster Slaying

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Kap Von Kapsings guide to Monster Slaying

Post by TrollCapAmerica on Wed Nov 10, 2010 12:35 am

Recently while cleaning out an old sealed footlocker in my families Ancestral trailor in Switzerville, WV Inside was an Stovepipe hat several suits of stereotypical dirty foreigner clothing a shirt of Mithral chainmail an empty vampire slaying kit and a journal that said ancestor had kept.Apparently he hunted monsters for the British empire in the 1700s and kept a detailed account of the techniques used against the various eldritch abominations he had faced in his 41 year career.

I will be detailing the specifics of his anti-monster techniques to be kept on this board as reference material in case of emergencies when said information may be critical for other DBC members.Fortunately my ancestor seems to have the exact same writing style as I do and even makes several of the same typos I favor despite these stemming from my sickeningly fast typing speed while he recorded his words slowly on a goose feather with squid ink and parchment

The list presently includes Vampires Mummies Werewolves Zombies Hippies Demons Gillmen Aliens and Blobs Killer Dolls and Poltergeists with appropriate ranking systems capability lists and tactics for recognition of threats and appropriate counter-measures Ill be posting the first guide tomorrow after class since I need time to translate it from ancient Germanic
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Re: Kap Von Kapsings guide to Monster Slaying

Post by Bond on Wed Nov 10, 2010 1:57 am

TrollCapAmerica wrote:I will be detailing the specifics of his anti-monster techniques to be kept on this board as reference material in case of emergencies when said information may be critical for other DBC members.

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Re: Kap Von Kapsings guide to Monster Slaying

Post by TrollCapAmerica on Thu Nov 11, 2010 5:44 pm

Vampires

Contrary to popular belief Vampires are not homosexual poofters that have bad hair and cry blood over fat girls with disposable income.Well some of them are but not all which is what has helped give them a

Danger Rating-A

Vampire capabilities may fluctuate depending on the age or family line of the Vampire but even the most simple version displays

Superhuman Strength-Ever seen the victims of one of the chimpanzees that went nuts and beat the hell out of someone?Those are about 5 times the strength of a regular human while a Vampire is 10 times a normal humans strength.Even if your math is not very good I assure you this is a bad thing

Superhuman speed-While maintaining relations with normal humans they often move at a pace similar to our own but when agitated they move like a jungle cat.Never be the guy that pulls a stake on a vampire and thinks hes going to nail him before he rips out your own rectum and uses it to block your stab.This is not an exaggeration i lost an apprentice this way in the Balkans.Rest in Peace even if you were a godless Muslim heathen who played stupid games

Undead durability-Its not simply resistance to damage but a lack of living biological functions that makes them difficult to hurt let alone kill.They dont bleed if cut they suffer no pain if stabbed wont suffer a concussion if sapped nor do they suffer exhaustion adverse effects of weather or shock if you do cause an injury.Piercing the heart merely incapacitates them leaving the creature vulnerable to more extreme measures like dismemberment and cremation.

Regeneration-A vampires body will repair itself from injury as long as it has access to a blood supply to drive its undead life.Even young vampires easily repair broken bones pistol wounds or torn flesh but repair severe damage such as deep burns from fire holy items or acid much slower.Older vampires regenerate near instantly from any mundane damage and the oldest of them simply cant die without intervention from protagonists

Older Vampires may also display supernatural abilities such as

Mind control-Usually dependent on eye-to-eye contact and verbal command

Wall climbing-The ability to scale any surface wall or ceiling.Combined with their speed and strength this leads to frightening ambush capability

Shapeshifting-Only into a limited number of forms depending on the vampires nature.Usually limited to Wolves Bats Cats Dogs swarms of insects or rats[Never both.May be regional] Goats Clouds of Mist and in one famous case the Komodo Dragon.This is usually accompanied by the ability to control things they shift into but not always

Weather Control-Limited to the areas around an established lair.The level of control allows dangerous weather to be conjured but has never reach the level of natural disasters.

Miscellaneous-Too many to abilities to mention.Many Vampires use the time granted by their functional immortality to delve into black magic and have abilities ranging from Animating corpses for cannon fodder mentally controlling inanimate objects invisibility causing plagues or separating their head and intestines from their body letting it fly around.You can never really guess what abilities a Vampire may have acquired which is what makes them most dangerous

Weakness and hunting methods

First do your research preferably from far away.An unprepared human is a dead human in a confrontation with one of these creatures and they are very territorial and controlling.Find out what type of creature you are up against their habits abilities and potential weaknesses.Regional variations are very common and may have different weaknesses.For example the Vampires of the far east have greater innate mystical capabilities and can enter any home without a proper mystical ward but little intellect and monstrous features while a Eastern European Vampire cannot enter any Christian home without being invited and have obsessions with counting things

Warding with religious symbols can be very effective but in the end is little more than a shield and wont eliminate a vampire.Regional variations are also more resistant to unfamiliar symbols ie a Vampire in Arabia may flee in fear of heathens Crescent symbols while only being warded by the Cross.Other wards have met with success such as garlic sickles running water or chicken eggs work but are even more region specific and likely to be ineffective

Slaying a Vampire will usually involve weakening or incapacitating them followed by dismemberment burning and a new funeral service on consecrated ground or a crossroads with each step added depending on the strength of said Vampire.The first step of incapacitating them can most often be accomplished by driving a wooden stake or iron nail through the heart and is best done when they are sleeping.Daylight weakens Vampires considerably or outright kills younger weaker ones.Being starved of blood AND grievously injured can also be effective but must be done with consideration of the Vampires capabilities.Holy water fire silver bullets or blessed weaponry are inhibit a Vampires regeneration and cause them physical pain which normally isnt possible BUT do nothing to prevent a Vampire from hitting back.Dont be the guy that died because he just pissed a Vampire off
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Re: Kap Von Kapsings guide to Monster Slaying

Post by KingDiamond on Fri Nov 12, 2010 11:06 pm

awaiting further instructions
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